现在找对象的说说搞笑(想处对象的搞笑句子)
1 . 晚上和女友出去约会,在女友家过夜,原本打算和女友好好恩爱一下,没想到……居然带来这东西!!!
2 . One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。
3 . 今天切开一苦瓜,这货居然在冲我笑,害得我都不忍心吃了!
4 . No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一
5 . 公交车上,后排坐着两个帅气的男生。一胆大女子走过去,故意站在旁边若有似无的秀美腿勾引。两个男生目不斜视,过了几站,靠窗的男生终于忍不住抬起头,对着她冷冷说道“小姐,请管好你的大腿和春心。这个男人是我的。”一旁男生顿时脸红红。
6 . 考试时,我与学霸们眼中的选择题……
7 . 在图书馆看书,习惯了脱鞋,结果!哎呀~~这可怎么办好?
8 . 每天起床,都要和心爱的被子上演:抵死缠绵、你侬我侬、恋恋不舍、含恨而去的虐心虐身虐恋大戏。
9 . Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想,我有力量
10 . Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片
11 . Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动
12 . One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)
13 . If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
14 . play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀
15 . Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏,无事退朝
16 . 昨天参加了一个放鸽子大赛,结果,比赛时就我一个人去了。
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18 . Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天
19 . Know is know ,no know is no know,is know 也. 知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也
20 . You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!