k.will 说说看吧铃声(想做你的太阳电话铃声)
1 . “老师,我想拉屎”“小明同学,请用文明用语”“好的老师,我的屁屁想吐”
2 . You are my only one. 你是我今生的唯一。
3 . 我是一棵绿树,沐浴着智慧的阳光,在您知识的土壤里,茁壮成长。天的深情,地的厚爱,铭刻在我心里,生生世世,永不忘怀。祝老师教师节愉快!
4 . There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
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6 . When the best memory has been recalled for many times,it's getting less tasty.再好的过去,回忆的次数多了,味道也就淡了。
7 . 教师节到了,为您送上祝福无限,愿欢乐的歌声时时围绕着,欢乐的笑声永远包裹着,欢乐的年华永远伴随着,时刻沉浸在欢乐的海洋!
8 . 迢迢秋水不断,师恩牢记心间;我在远方思念,祝福穿越千山;桃李遍布天下,送你快乐相伴;教师佳节来临,祝你幸福平安。祝您教师节里身安康!
9 . Feeling never love again. 感觉不会再爱了。
10 . Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
11 . “为什么520除以3除不尽”“因为爱情是容不下小三的”“错,因为小三是除不尽的”
12 . 5 You say you will remember me. 你说你会记得我。
13 . 4 I can’t live without you. 我不想一个人。
14 . 刘奶奶找牛奶奶买牛奶,牛奶奶给刘奶奶拿牛奶,刘奶奶说牛奶奶的牛奶不如柳奶奶的牛奶,牛奶奶说柳奶奶的牛奶会流奶,柳奶奶听见了大骂牛奶奶你的才会流奶,柳奶奶和牛奶奶泼牛奶吓坏了刘奶奶,大骂再也不买柳奶奶和牛奶奶的牛奶。 People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.
15 . 4 One picture is worth a thousand words. 百闻不如一见。
16 . What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
17 . Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
18 . [教]书育人不嫌苦,[师]恩难报无处诉,[节]日到来送祝福,[快]马加鞭因师助,[乐]享天下桃李福。亲爱的老师,教师节快乐!
19 . 您将宝贵的人生经验用心馈赠,你将珍贵的青春无私奉献,你用行动带领着我们迈向成功。教师节来临,想对您说声:老师,谢谢您,您辛苦了!祝老师节日快乐,幸福安康!!
20 . 一直听别人说,开房怎么怎么爽,终于有一天我忍不住去开房了,还真是爽啊,一个人睡这么大一张床!