说说内涵搞笑(恶搞说说幽默搞笑)
1 . 建议王者荣耀除了投降以外再出两个新功能:叛变。对面太厉害了让我弃暗投明吧;成魔。老子宁愿一打九,不和煞笔做队友。
2 . Among thousands of people, meet the people you've met thousands of years, the boundlessness of time, neither earlier nor too late, you happen to meet.
3 . If you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
4 . I'm grateful for the dark night coming, no matter how failed I am today; a new day remains to wait for my exertion.
5 . 我的意中人是一位盖世英雄,有一天他会驾着七彩祥云,带着150级的暴力符文,身穿至尊宝皮肤来娶我。我猜中了开头,却没猜中这泼猴上来就是一棒子,还特么拿了个五***。
6 . Even when it's hard to move, take small steps forward. Because every step will lead you farther away from where you were yesterday.
7 . 忠于你的梦想,总有一天,属于你的彩虹会出现在你的上空.
8 . 从喜欢上你的那刻起我就认输了,你看,我输到心都空了。
9 . 因为你我喜欢上了王者荣耀,后来发现王者荣耀比你有趣多了。
10 . 本来想靠这次期末考试咸鱼翻身的,结果没想到粘锅了。
11 . 有人问我怎么那么黑,我笑了:一白遮百丑,你白是为了遮丑,我又不丑。
12 . 任何时候都要记得微笑,这会让你看起来像个不能随便惹的神经病。
13 . The more people you love, the weaker you are.
14 . Every step I have taken, since I was that child on the bridge,has been to bring myself closer to you.
15 . 如果一个男生打王者荣耀的时候回了你的消息,你以为他是在乎你么,太天真了,他是在等复活。
16 . 那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
17 . The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame.
18 . 你们看我王者在线,请直接邀请我,没聊过天不熟悉又怎样,打了一盘就是生死之交了。
19 . 真羡慕有些小姐姐一句话你老公就帮你王者荣耀上分,老子被你们的老公追着打的头都打爆了。
20 . 之前有新闻说高考作弊会被判刑。要是有高考生因作弊被抓进了监狱,就会有狱友问他怎么进来的,孩子就可以回答,“说出来你可能不信,我是考进这里来的。”